101 THouGhTs Of DeMEntIa

While browsing through my previous (precious) journals, I came accross this veru funny entry, I want to share it to all of you right now:

January 17, 2003:

Do you know what am I doing at home when I'm not writing or glued on the TV set?

I smoke (chain-smoke), string at a mirror and talking to myself. Then stupid thoughts come rushing into my mind in a stampede, I end up talking to myself. I'll share some of my schizophrenic moments.

- Love is a sordid excuse to have sex.
- Sex is a gross expression of emotions through the exchange of body fluids
- Anal sex is a painful way of reaching heaven
- There's no such thing as heaven, there's only hell – and we're on it right now.
- Love is hell.
- I hope of having an all-experience paid luxury vacation in hell
- I'm in hell, I don't need a vacation
- Im too stupid for not looking for love
- I should not look for love, love should look for me
- Only stupid people look for love
- Forrest Gump is one of my most favorite films
- Tom Hanks and Anotnio Banderas' love team in Philadelphia was perfect
- No one is perfect, only a god is perfect
- I am a goddess!!!!!
- I'm not perfect
- There's no God
- There is God but people are just worshipping the wrong entity.
- What if Alanis is the real god?
- I guess Madonna is a better real god!
- Casper Van Dien is perfect!
- Casper Van Dien is God!
- If Casper Van Dien is God then Britney Spears is Satan!
- Satan can be deceiving
- Britney Spears is deceiving
- Matet's forehead is deceiving!
- Matet's forehead is so huge, it can serve as pastures for cows.
- Is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?
- My mind is definitely greener!
- Ask Matet if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
- Are cows more intelligent than pigs?
- My brother is not a pig!
- My brother is worse than a pig!
- Nora Aunor is a great actress.
- Nora Aunor is small.
- Is her dick small?
- No, Nora Aunor has no dick she only has balls!
- If she has balls – where did Ian de Leon come from? …. Anus?
- Ian de Leon must be a smelly baby
- Nora Aunor might be hermaphrodite
- How does it feel to be a hermaphrodite, having a dick and a pussy at the same time?
- If I'm a hermaphrodite, will I fuck myself?
- Nora Aunor has no dick, she only has balls!
- Nora Aunor is a pseudo-hermaphrodite!
- I guess being a gay is better than being a hermaphrodite.
- What could've I become if I'm not gay?
- I maybe pushing carts in the nearest wet market.
- I may become a president of the Philippines.
- Only intelligent people become presidents!
- Yeah right, and my mother is an alien!
- GMA is small
- Nora Aunor is small.
- GMA is Nora Aunor!
- It might be very tiring to be a president and tape a teleserye at the same time!
- GMA is a pseudo-hermaphrodite!
- Well, she's the first lady president who has balls!
- What could be the shape of GMA's pubic hair?
- Why is it that all pubic hairs are crooked?
- Can pubic hairs be rebonded?
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- I wonder what my pubic hair will look like if I'll rebond it
- I cannot rebond my pubic hair, only professional parlorists can rebond it!
- I wonder what my pubis hair will look like if professional parlorists rebond it!?
- Maybe I'll look like Pia Guanio.
- Does Pia Guanio's pubic hair rebonded?
- I wish I can be a guy so that I can be in bed with Pia Guanio.
- No! I wish Pia Guanio is a guy so that he can be in bed with me!
- I like Pia Guanio
- I like cars!
- Is Pia Guanio a car?
- I wish that all cars are guys so that all of them can be in bed with me!
- I wonder what's the feeling of being fucked by a car?
- It might hurt.
- It will hurt!
- Depends on what part of the car will be inserted.
- The bumper will surely hurt!
- I like Gregg of powerboys
- Is Gregg of Powerboys a car?
- No! he only drives car!
- Does car drives a car?
- He's not a car!
- Did he get fuck by a car?
- I wish I could be a car so that I can fuck Gregg of Powerboys!
- Am I a car?
- The last time I checked, I don't have a stirring wheel and a muffler in me!
- But I'm sure I have a stick and lots of lubricant!
- Im not a car!
- I'm a pseudo-car!
- Then – can I now, pseudo-fuck Gregg of powerboys?!
- How does it feel to be fucked by a car?
- Ask Gregg of powerboys, how it felt when a car fucked him!
- Is Gregg of powerboys hermaphrodite?
- The powerboys are so unlucky that their group possess no collective talent at all!
- If Gregg of powerboys is a hermaphrodite, they might gain more popularity!
- Who might be the most popular gay?
- FPJ! (Melch: God bless his soul)
- Is FPJ gay?
- No he's not, but I bet he's popular.
- Ernesto Maceda is gay!
- No questions on that one
- I am gay!!!!!
- I am Ernesto Maceda!!!!
- If I'm Ernesto Maceda, what am I doing here?
- I am Ernesto Maceda, that's why I'm here!
- If I'm not Ernesto Maceda, would I still be here?
- If Im not Ernesto Maceda, I will still be here!!!!!
- I'm here!!!!
- Where am I anyway?

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